man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

what's worse then a blowjob?

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Internet Explorer

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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