The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

just in time?

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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