Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Adam Chebali has no life

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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