- Anti Joke

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.