In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Internet Explorer

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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