What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

A woman wears a dress.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What can hitler cook well Steak

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

just in time?

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Why can't jokes spit?

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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