You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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