- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What can hitler cook well Steak

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

just in time?

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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