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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

I agree to the terms and conditions

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

knock knock There's no door

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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