- Anti Joke

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!