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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

Yo Mama just died.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

what's black? a lot of things.

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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