how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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