- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

what is big and white? Your Mom

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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