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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

1+1=2

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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