How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

Yo Mama just died.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

what's black? a lot of things.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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