- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

1+1=2

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

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