A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Skinny people fart less.

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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i hate black people

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Get it? More.

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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WILLY

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Hello penis

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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