What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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