why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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