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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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