- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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