Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

drew edminstin is a rat

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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