When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

hard cheese

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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