what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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ANDERS!! Thanks for the warnins, I mean I wuld beat you up even when I can barely move, but I just told the doc and the nurse to shut this door, thanks man, would never thought about that if you had not warned me... beat me up when I am poisoned? Your mom replied, it sasy "I do not like the idea" You know what I told you about not right? DO NOT THINK ABOUT A blue elephanT! WOSH BLUE ELEPGANT IN YOur MIND, ITS LIKE SAYING I AM NOT INTEREsted in KNOWING MUCH MORE! Your sister? YOu know she has a crush on me, ill fuck her so hard youul will know when she wont be able to walk straight or sit YES Id meet you, but you know... Ladies first... PS: OF Co0uRse iTS mY dick, in her mouth, it looks wrong because I AM FULL ON VALIUM YOu POISONOUS VENOM I wont turoture you, I mean not physically, but consider this the first picture, and if you want to see your mom and sister nekkid, then keep receiving picks. My skin is tan, yet they call me Black, the cloror of my soul. read below people, I am gonna bang his sistar, and his mom, watch out for the nekkid pics before they get removed on... Rate my ex, yeaaaah... any moment now, dont adress me anymore Anders, becuz the door is closed, and I cant saty awak anymore, nobody is coming in the doc said, its the bald guy with the smile, I told him to give you my phone with the last pic, he said maybe and asked if you wound nt get mad... Screw that phone, its full of your girlfriends nekkid pics anyways XD, he caught me sticking the finger btw, not the rest... And fuck you. Nero, the fucker.... Soon...

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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