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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

A woman wears a dress.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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