What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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