Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

A seal walks into a club.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Dusters blow stuff.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

what's the difference between a crocodile?

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Drew Knowles is gay

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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