What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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are u black unlucky

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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