a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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