hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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