Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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