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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Skinny people fart less.

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Get it? More.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

i hate black people

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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