What can hitler cook well Steak

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

A woman wears a dress.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Why can't jokes spit?

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

just in time?

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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