- Anti Joke

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them