Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Anti Joke

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