What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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