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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Mogok Papiti.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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