- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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