- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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