- Anti Joke

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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