My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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