Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Women's Rights.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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