What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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