Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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