- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

MOOOOOOOOOOO

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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