An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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