- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

James Patrick Campbell

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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