why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

You're a frog

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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