If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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Arrow in the Knee!

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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