- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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