what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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You're a frog

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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