How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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whats 2+2? 4

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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Hi

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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