Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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