- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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