- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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