Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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