whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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