When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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an athiest walks into a church

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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