Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Obama being reelected.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Lets go Yankees

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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Refrigerator

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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