- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Haha, I get it..

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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