BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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