Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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