- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

feminists.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Reverse psychology never fails.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

whats my name? Matt

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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