- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

Set up Punch line.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Whats green? The color green.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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