you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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feminists.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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