- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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