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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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