What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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the WNBA

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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Anti Joke

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