- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

just sit down and dont be a Jew

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

Roses are red. Violets are purple

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