Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Sex education in Texas.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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