Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Christianity.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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