Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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