- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

feminists.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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